I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.
-- Unspent Time






It was like suddenly getting a glimpse of a giant invisible hand turning the world. You were not supposed to see those kinds of things. You were not supposed to notice the machinery at work.
-- No Hope for Gomez!






"I didn't want to do it," Kiala said. "The universe just kind of conspired to force me to make a fool of myself. It does that quite a lot, actually."
-- Unspent Time






Ken hasn't been able to have sex with his wife since the saw her X-rays and MR-scans. His wife got a clean bill of health, but, as Ken points out to anyone who'll listen, it's like a juicy hamburger: once you know what's actually inside, it's just not that appealing anymore.
-- Unspent Time






Sadly, my socks are like snowflakes, no two are exactly alike. -- Graham Parke






I shouted the perfect words to scare him off. It was just the delivery (and only the delivery) that made me sound like a twelve-year-old girl with pee running down her leg. I felt dirty and stupid.
-- No Hope for Gomez!






I'm very polite by nature, even the voices in my head let each other finish their sentences.
-- Unspent Time






Some hats go well with business suits, most hats don't, but nothing goes quite as badly with a business suit as a sombrero, which is what the guy was wearing. -- No Hope for Gomez!






I'm wearing a really sexy outfit. It's especially tight around my breasts and it completely hides my uneven shoulders. -- No Hope for Gomez!