Sometimes I'm So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person


Severe introvert by day, misguided dating guru by night, Harold starts a Youtube channel to workshop his elaborate strategies for seducing Emma, the girl of his dreams. But when he finally works up the courage to ask her out, he discovers that Emma is only using him to get fodder for her own dating blog the one shes set up to test ways to seduce Leopold.

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No Date for Gomez! -- (No Hope for Gomez! Book 2)

From the award winning author of 'No Hope for Gomez!' comes a zany pre-sequel (prequel+sequel).

Gomez has never been on a date. In his 27 years on the planet, hes only ever had almost-dates and almost-relationships. Whenever he goes out with a girl, circumstances always conspire to downgrade the date to a mere meet-up. But when a mysterious freckled-girl moves into his building, he'll have to pull out all the stops to show her how wonderful he probably is on the inside.
Unspent Time - Omnibus

Warning: reading this novel may make you more attractive and elevate your random luck by about 9.332%*
(*These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence)

From the award winning author of 'No Hope for Gomez!' comes a collection of 20 impossible tales. Permeating the cracks between the past and the present is the realm of Unspent Time. Pockets of 'should have been's and 'might have happened's. Time that was allotted but never spent. In this realm we find the stories that could have been true. extract reviews Nominated for GoodReads Laugh out Loud book of 2012
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No Hope for Gomez!

It's the age-old tale:

Boy meets girl.
Boy stalks girl.
Girl already has a stalker.
Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.

We've seen it all before, many times, but this time it's different. If only slightly. extract reviews GoodReads Funniest Read of 2010
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