No Date for Gomez! -- (No Hope for Gomez! Book 2)
From the award winning author of 'No Hope for Gomez!' comes a zany pre-sequel (prequel+sequel).
Gomez has never been on a date. In his 27 years on the planet, he’s only ever had almost-dates and almost-relationships. Whenever he goes out with a girl, circumstances always conspire to downgrade the date to a mere meet-up. But when a mysterious freckled-girl moves into his building, he'll have to pull out all the stops to show her how wonderful he probably is on the inside.
From the award winning author of 'No Hope for Gomez!' comes a zany pre-sequel (prequel+sequel).
Gomez has never been on a date. In his 27 years on the planet, he’s only ever had almost-dates and almost-relationships. Whenever he goes out with a girl, circumstances always conspire to downgrade the date to a mere meet-up. But when a mysterious freckled-girl moves into his building, he'll have to pull out all the stops to show her how wonderful he probably is on the inside.
Unspent Time - Omnibus
Warning: reading this novel may make you more attractive and elevate your random luck by about 9.332%*
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From the award winning author of 'No Hope for Gomez!' comes a collection of 20 impossible tales. Permeating the cracks between the past and the present is the realm of Unspent Time. Pockets of 'should have been's and 'might have happened's. Time that was allotted but never spent. In this realm we find the stories that could have been true.
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Warning: reading this novel may make you more attractive and elevate your random luck by about 9.332%*
(*These statements have not been evaluated by anyone of consequence)
From the award winning author of 'No Hope for Gomez!' comes a collection of 20 impossible tales. Permeating the cracks between the past and the present is the realm of Unspent Time. Pockets of 'should have been's and 'might have happened's. Time that was allotted but never spent. In this realm we find the stories that could have been true.
..read extract reviews Nominated for GoodReads Laugh out Loud book of 2012
No Hope for Gomez!
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It's the age-old tale:
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Boy meets girl.
Boy stalks girl.
Girl already has a stalker.
Boy becomes her stalker-stalker.
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